So I was thinking, I should put my love of birds to some good use, and volunteer to teach the kiddies about birds.
It'd be less hectic than Chuck E Cheese's and they say they need young volunteers to help educate kiddies about nature at nature centers, so I thought, "THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EGG-CELENT IDEA"
I then proceeded to grab a shovel from the shed and hit myself in the head five times with it as punishment for making such a god awful pun.
But yeah. It's something I'd love to do because BOIRDS and BOIRDS and more BOIRDS.