Had an interesting dream last night.
First of all, I was in my front yard. But it was flooded or something, so I found myself fishing in the yard. Then I saw what I remember being a catfish, and tried to catch it with a hot dog. After this working successfully, I take it into my house, where my mom says I have to kill it if I want to eat it.
Then it becomes this black furred, four-legged animal or something, but I keep calling it a badger. I find a knife, and begin trying to kill it. Soon enough, I had slit it's throat, but it was still alive. After this, we began rolling around, and I kept cutting it's neck with the knife. After twenty minutes or so of this, I finally manage to pull off it's head with my feet.
After this, I'm in some kind of park, talking to police. They said something along the lines of, "You remember that badger? Well, it turns out it was immortal. We burned the head, though, so it shouldn't be coming back." Then I woke up.